Friday, June 22, 2007

Operation Hello Kitty



one slow afternoon when PLN was doing their master work and i have absolutely nothing to do at home, and i was hitting a few ball on my pool table when i heard kittens noise from above, wondering how the hell kittens could get to my rooftop i go up en cant seem to find them anywhere. Then i followed the noise and tadaaaaaaa.....they were inside the roof!!!

my 1st thought was that they are trapped in there. thinking the worst (you know, they die and rot in there and the smell go absolutely all over my house) i called my tukang kayu. Prob we could open some wood from the roof and go inside.

have to go into slimming mode to slide my body pass this (its much lower than it looked)

fortunately it didnt take any major work, a slight nudge by the hammer and the tukang able to create small space enough for him to slide his body through. he circle the whole damn roof but find nothing. And I just heard them about 30min ago before the tukang get here, so i got inside too, and i did find them. it was pretty scary since my ceiling platform was made of gypsum board hang by a thin aluminium only, so you cant step on it. end up balancing myself on the few big woods that serve as the bone to the whole roof, and any miss step and i fall into the gypsum and i will pretty much go straight down to my living room.

After i found the kitties i send in the tukang for the dirty work

and there were 3 of them, small little baby kittens, weak and terrified. well, they werent trapped. and we figure their mum gave birth to them in there. But we still cant have them living in there. god knows the kind of food their mum brought them every night, it can get very dirty and smelly up there

call us small and weak one more time and we gonna scratch your head off

so we got them out, put them inside a nice little box, gave them milk, and since my sister in law is pregnant and cat is like only the biggest enemy to pregnant women. i got to put them to the empty house next door, hoping their mum will be able to find them.

Mum, pls find them before i start giving them names

There used to be mice invasion in my old house that have me ended up crawling inside a very small and dirty space too. Only that it wasnt for a rescue mission like this, but an evacuation. since my dad already poison the damn mouse, but he choose to die in a very remote place where his carcass will gave a terribly bad smell to my dad's room, his last revenge.....

Dead mouse give me artistic inspiration...im the devil...artistic devil that is

mice, kittens....what next?? horse trapped inside my roof??

anyway, this kittens is cute, anyone up for adoption??




9 comments:

Unknown said...

ewww.... i hate kittens.
Since you are very adventurous, why didn't you make kitty mushroom soup instead of snake? Just fulfilled your curiosity how tasty kitty meat can be.. :P

tyj said...

i need to straighten the record here...i never curious about how kitty taste like. i did wanna try snake meat and blood and stuff.

eat a cat?? how sick do u think i am?? selvy...selvy....bikin gw macam kanibal aja loe

Unknown said...

heheheh... kirain you like to taste whatever things that moving, has blood and meat... hahahahahahaha :)

Anonymous said...

udah small and weak liao kok ai scratch lang e head off? U WISH ah NGIAO! but hopefully your mommy will soon be able to find you guys. GOODLUCK MOMMY KITTY, WISH YOU ALL THE BEST AND DON'T FORGET TO SEARCH FOR THEM THOROUGHLY OR YOU CAN JUST VISIT MR.TAHBAR at JL.SAKURA#27B, HE KNOWS WHERE THEY ARE. WISH YOU HEAR MY SHOUT TOO.

Anonymous said...

don't fucking take my picture with an aqua box mate!

Anonymous said...

yahh ampun... kucingnya ane kurus... kelaparan banget pastinya.. since u udah take away dari momnya.. wa sih sarankan lu setiap hari ke sebelah kasi dia makan deghh.. daripada dia mati kelaparan disana..

tyj said...

anonymouses....identify urself...dun make me hunt u down to the end of world, coz i will

Anonymous said...

i want my muuummmyyy....

Anonymous said...

I hope you hadn't fed susu cap nona to the poor kittens. It is not milk, first of all, and the kittens would have only ended up hard and dead, bellies up. I hope you hadn't fed them cow milk either. Cats cannot digest cow milk.

Only God knows what you fed them, but I hope they were still alive when their mommy found them, if she ever did.

Sigh.

Worried and concerned,
Lydia